08 December 25 - The Christmas Tree Is Up

The Christmas tree is officially UP at BCN HQ — and yes, it is glorious.

Every staff member now has their face hanging proudly as a bauble.

Some look festive…

Some look terrified…

Here’s who’s proudly dangling this year:

The Bosses

Eddie – CEO, now also “Chief Hanging Ornament”

Fiona – HR & travel boss, somehow approved this madness

Aftab – made the baubles look unreal, 10/10 graphic wizardry

Developers

Farrukh — looks like he’s debugging Christmas

Damian — unsure how he ended up as a decoration

Eve — multitasking as Customer Support Team Leader & glamorous bauble

Bernard — festive, confused, but glowing

Peter — the calmest bauble on the tree

Stuart — fixing problems no matter where he is

Support Team

Joey — shining with customer-service energy

Wade — 1st Line Team Leader AND bauble model

Bright — living up to his name on the branch

Patryk — hanging on for dear life

Joel — quietly judging the whole tree

Daisi – my original rescuer, now permanently stuck on the tree with me whilst managing accounts

BUT…

As much as I love a tree covered in the faces of my beloved humans, I couldn’t help but think:

Wouldn’t a tree decorated with ALL of my followers be even better?

Imagine it…

A whole glittering tree of people who’ve been Goldberg’d, follow me, surprised, or emotionally confused by a golden bear at trade shows.

A true Christmas icon collection.

Now that is holiday spirit.

That is Christmas magic.

That is art.

Anyway, enjoy the photos of the “BCN Staff Tree” while I begin designing the far superior Goldberg Global Fan Tree™.