27 November 25 - Happy Thanksgiving

HAPPY THANKSGIVING FROM YOUR FAVOURITE GOLDEN MENACE

Today I’d like to give thanks to…

BCN users — absolute legends, elite choices, gorgeous websites

Non-BCN users — you’re adorable, like lost ducklings. We’ll save you soon

Followers — you clearly have impeccable taste

And everyone who’s been Goldberg’d — my proudest collection of unsuspecting victims

Today is all about gratitude… and trust me, I’m VERY grateful for:

– Stickers

– Snacks

– People who don’t notice me sneaking up behind them

– And businesses who realise $/£99 a month for everything is better than paying 300% more somewhere else

May your day be peaceful, your turkey juicy, and your inbox free from weird subscription fees (BCN doesn’t do those — you’re welcome).

Eat too much.

Nap aggressively.

And remember: if your back feels slightly heavier… you’ve probably been Goldberg’d again.