23 November 25 - Seaworld Goldberg'd

Breaking news from Orlando:

SeaWorld was not ready for the bear.

These victims—I mean, participants—of my ocean-themed chaos are officially revealed below.

Let’s call them:

The SeaWorld 2025 “Unexpectedly Aquatic Goldberg’d” Collection

From roller-coaster riders to dolphin enthusiasts to people who just wanted a quiet pretzel…

No one was safe.

Not even Lord Donovan (who needed arm bands).

Scroll down to witness pure, ocean-fresh mischief…

and remember:

Just because you’re at SeaWorld doesn’t mean you won’t get bear-handled with a sticker.

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